wanna go halves on a baby?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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