Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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