Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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