i don't plan on having that self control this summer
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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