i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
We need a shit load of segways right now
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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