I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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