Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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