CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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