it was like eating out sand paper
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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