Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Acid is not a monday night drug
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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