put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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