2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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