Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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