he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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