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why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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