im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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