So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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