Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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