So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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