do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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