i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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