So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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