I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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