I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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