Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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