im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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