Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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