why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
A bitchslap is in order.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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