when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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