I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
no you cant smoke seaweed
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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