I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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