i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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