just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
did you just send me my own nude
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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