at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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