you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
