I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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