when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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