everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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