She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
