just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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