Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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