im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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