IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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