ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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