Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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