school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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