Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I think my vagina is haunted
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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