Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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