Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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