You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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