Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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