In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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