He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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