I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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