are you still at the devil's house?
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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