Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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