So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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